weird dream

For the past week I have been having the weirdest dreams. Usually the only time I remember my dreams is when my hormones are actin a fool. I mean, we all know how crazy my body is and all my weird issues, what with my two uteruses and all, so imagine what could possibly go through my mind during my short intervals of actual slumber.

Lately, there has been one common factor in all of my weird dreams...an old friend who used to take me to every homecoming, and who was just a very big part of my fbcs days, a former model (LOL), and someone I joked around with all the time...good old Sam. WHY he keeps popping up in my dreams, I have no idea. Maybe I should call him and tell him that I keep seeing him in my nightmares, which he will probably interpret to mean "fantasies" GROSS! but anyway...these dreams are so colorful, so vivid, and so strange!

During last night's adventure in dreamland, with Sam my unofficial companion, there were a lot of buses, like thousands. It seemed like everybody was in a hurry to get on the right bus, so I was running with a group of people, and I was wearing a silvery-white dress that was all torn at the bottom, and my cute black and purple plaid jacket, and I was carrying books but I wasn't going to class. I jumped on one of the buses, but they told me it was the wrong one and they pushed me off. I fell down the steps and my dress got caught in the closing door, which made it tear again. So, my dress is is no longer a dress, but a rag that is falling off my body with one long flowing piece going down one leg. (I don't know, it seemed important)
I ran to what I thought was the correct bus, which actually was a train. Well, part of a train. It was purple and red, and I walked to the front of the train when I saw him. There was Sam, the conductor! But I thought I was supposed to drive the train, because I pulled out my white and blue striped conductor's hat and put it on, insisting that he move over and let me drive. We ended up being co-conductor's, which was strange. We arrived at this large building, which we thought was the game, but when we went inside a creepy old lady told us everybody else was downstairs. I remember looking at a very twisty, very long, creepy looking spiral staircase that just kept going down, down, down. I was about to say we were in the wrong place, when Sam grabbed my hand and started running down the stairs.
He started acting really weird and nervous and kept saying, "We gotta stop them, We gotta stop them!" I was like, "Sam! Stop Who?? Who do we have to stop?!?!"

"The Villains!" was his one-word reply, but it sent cold chills down my spine.

I knew who he was talking about. There were a group of mutant people (kinda like that show Heroes, which I don't even watch) who were rapidly turning into villains. Our main concern was one girl who was set out to first destroy me for some reason, then the rest of the city. She was giant and she came out of the water wearing a red dress. She had reddish eyes and really long fingers. There was a smaller version of her inside a cage though. I don't really know why, but I went after the one in the cage. Sam was nowhere to be found at this point. He had rattled off something about going to find the "other one" before he got to the train...
I crawled into the cage, but I had something in my jacket. The villain starting clawing at me and doing weird villainy things, when I remembered what I had in my jacket! I pulled out an old chinese looking cat, and she started flipping out!! All of a sudden I made some kind of sound and a bunch of these cats came out of the walls and started going toward the giant version of the villain girl, who started to disintegrate.
I grabbed the original cat, and began running back to the train! Something was chasing me. I finally reached the train, but it was already moving, so Sam (who was wearing a tux?) was yelling for me to jump on, but I kind of flew on, it was pretty sweet. Then I looked behind at me at the villain that was chasing me, and I threw the cat at him, and our train disappeared into a porthole type thing.
Then it was just me and Sam driving the train, and then the cat appeared on my lap. He told me I was very brave and smart for remembering to bring the cat, and that the conductor hat looked cute on me. To which I replied, "Yeah, you're jealous!" And we just kept going...